well? can he????
im banned from walmart’s facebook page bc i changed my icon to their logo and started responding to people’s posts as walmart
I hate it when I get inspired to art
and then I art
and the art says no
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
(◕) = mike wazowski
(︶) = mike wazowski with his eyes closed
(◉) = surprised mike wazowski
(ಠ) = annoyed mike wazowski
(◐) = mike wazowski looking left
(◑) = looking right
(╥) = crying mike wazowski
(✖) = dead
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
the youtube app voice command doesnt understand me, all i wanted was “achievement hunter” but no instead i get
man, i love a cheap mint hunter theyre my favorite channel
I feel this pain
BUT if I put on a terrible American accent I get this
» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts
Vin is the man
Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.
"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"
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This broke my fucking heart.
hey this needs about 16k more signatures
"Oh man I should reblog this for my friend"
and then you check and you realize you’re actually reblogging it from them
like damn it
I wanted to introduce this into your life
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET
the keyword is ‘soon’
i've been dreaming of a true loves kiss and a prince i'm hoping comes with it
Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.
don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww
#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
if this isn’t the best post i don’t know what is
new zealanders are actually rohirrim tho